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Dropping Down

The FA have ordered Shitfield United to clean up their pitch after many complaints from opposition teams. The groundkeeper shepherds just haven’t been doing their job and the pitch is over loaded with sheep droppings. Apart from the stench on the field its also affecting play because of the ball being slowed or diverted when passing over a pile of droppings.

The club now face heavy fines if they don’t get their pitch cleaned up, and on top of this another very poor season is likely to see them ‘dropping down’ another league.

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