Manfester Shitty printed birthday card (front)
Manfester Shitty printed birthday card (inside)

Manfester Shitty printed birthday card

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Birthday card with Manfester Shitty character on the front and a news report inside with the greeting. (envelope included)

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Product Description

  • Card height: 17cm
  • Card width: 13cm

Text inside left:

MATCH ABORTED DUE TO STENCH

Manfester Shitty hosted rivals Mansister Uknitted at the weekend in a game which was called off in the 2nd half due to an unbearable stench that filled the stadium. Uknitted fans were complaining from the beginning of a nasty whiff drifting around before kick off.

Fans later described the smell as a mixture of bad BO and sewage, which they said didn’t surprise them coming here. “There’s always something foul in the air at this stadium, but we just have to put up with it,” one fan said.

On the pitch Uknitted were 1-0 in front before the break and the players also complained about foul smells in the dressing room. Midway through the 2nd half the stench around the stadium got so bad that the game had to be called off.

Mansister Uknitted fans despite having sprayed perfume in the air from their handbags could’t bear
it anymore and left the stadium. The FA have warned Manfester Shitty to clean up their stadium or face
heavy fines.

Text inside right:
Have a Premear Day!
Happy Birthday

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