Manfester Shitty Wood Cut

Manfester Shitty Wood Cut



Handcrafted embellished wood cut for hanging, comes with a hanging label news report.

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Hanging embellished woodcut

These handcrafted pieces start with a basic woodcut shape approximately 16cm x 12cm. These are then hand painted with acrylics and paper pieced using our unique prints to create a more rustic 3D representation of your favourite players.

Hanging label news report included. The text on the label:


Manfester Shitty hosted rivals Mansister Uknitted at the weekend in a game which was called off in the 2nd half due to an unbearable stench that filled the stadium. Uknitted fans were complaining from the beginning of a nasty whiff drifting around before kick off.

Fans later described the smell as a mixture of bad BO and sewage, which they said didn’t surprise them coming here. “There’s always something foul in the air at this stadium, but we just have to put up with it,” one fan said.

On the pitch Uknitted were 1-0 in front before the break and the players also complained about foul smells in the dressing room. Midway through the 2nd half the stench around the stadium got so bad that the game had to be called off.

Mansister Uknitted fans despite having sprayed perfume in the air from their handbags could’t bear
it anymore and left the stadium. The FA have warned Manfester Shitty to clean up their stadium or face
heavy fines.


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