With many of Arsenail’s key players out through nail injuries, the manager had no option but to put out a less than full strength team earlier today when the Nail Gunners faced Robberham Unickedit. Despite having the home advantage Arsenail were hammered 6-0 by the visitors.
“Totally Nailed,” are the words that echoed around the stadium and strong words from the manager followed:
“We need to pull our nails out of our arses and start playing football.”
