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Boiling point

The Topman Hatspares manager reached boiling point this week branding his own players as a bunch of brainless morons. “They can’t follow simple instructions, it just goes in one massive ear and out of the other.”

Following a heavy 4-1 defeat at the weekend against Loverpull, the manager is now making his own players wear insulting hats during training until they learn to follow instructions.

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