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Manager concerned over players focus

The Loverpull manager has voiced his concerns over the lack of focus from his players. It seems their attentions are more focused on members of the opposite sex rather than on the game. Players have been reported seen in exclusive hostess clubs around the city of Loverpull boasting 70′s perms and bling.

“What they do off the pitch is their business,” said the Manager, “but because of this they are turning up late and unfocused.” Crowd attendances are 80% female due to their loving admirers who add further distraction during games. Despite all of this distraction Loverpull still managed a 1-0 win over Vest Bromrage Albion yesterday.

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