Problems in the pants

Nobitch suffered a 2-0 defeat at the weekend when they played at home to Foolham. The first goal came in the 26th minute when the attacking side seemed to walk right through the defense who looked to be having problems in the pants.

A late 87th minute goal finished off the home side who were too busy scratching their canaries. Accusations were pointed at the visitors claiming a Foolham joker had poured itching powder into the players pants.

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