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It all ended in tears

Loverpull visited Mansister Uknitted this week for a game which was full of drama, huffs and tears. Loverpull scored the opening goal after the ref awarded them a penalty for a slap on the face. The Uknitted defender claimed that the Loverpull number nine was making vulgar gestures which provoked the slap. The penalty was scored and the Uknitted player walked off the pitch in the huff.
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Match aborted due to stench

Manfester Shitty hosted rivals Mansister Uknitted at the weekend in a game which was called off in the 2nd half due to an unbearable stench that filled the stadium. Uknitted fans were complaining from the beginning of a nasty whiff drifting around before kick off.

Fans later described the smell as a mixture of bad BO and sewage, which they said didn’t surprise them coming here. “There’s always something foul in the air at this stadium, but we just have to put up with it,” one fan said.
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